Henrys joke of the day...
Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2011 10:01 pm
A primary school teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Little Jonny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by little Jonny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate". So she called on him. Jonny said "my auunt mary has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight"