ME AND DRINK DONT GO WELL

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ME AND DRINK DONT GO WELL

Post by 4eye » Thu Dec 24, 2009 3:11 pm

Well i had my christmas do last night....did the usual.....drink......spill drink......dropped drink.......puke(not so usual)..........but this time with added ow! on my way home i managed to loose my phone.....my new glasses......the only key to my back door and my footing on the ice(i usually loose something!) , i slipped on my back(legs in the air) and smacked my head on the pavement.........i was sooooooooooo drunk i coulnt get up....:oops: :P :oops: ...........woke up this mornin(at home after my wife picked me up from my mums :oops: ) with scratches all down my arm.....a few bruises and a lump on the old noggin!!! :roll:

tried retracing steps earlier with not much success.......so phoned t-poo-mobile and got the phone blocked,only then to be told ten mins after that my wife found the phone this mornin in my sj and didnt tell me as she thought i was asleep! :roll: :roll: :roll:

Ah well...........its not the first time and surly wont be the last! :lol: :lol: :lol:
ITS NOT LEAKING OIL...........SHE'S MARKIN HER TERRITORY!!!!!!!!

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Re: ME AND DRINK DONT GO WELL

Post by ROBBIE » Thu Dec 24, 2009 3:22 pm

sounds like a good nite lol
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Re: ME AND DRINK DONT GO WELL

Post by bourneyo » Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:27 am

good night all round then! :lol:

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Re: ME AND DRINK DONT GO WELL

Post by Henry » Fri Dec 25, 2009 6:02 pm

The night started well, i was driving (or planned to all night)

Got to about half 8 and we had done most of the pubs (me on lemonade) around a town about 5 miles from home. We decided to head back to our local i drove, everyone else was pretty "on their way" since we started at 12 noon!!
Got into9 the pub, my step brothers other half said she would take me home when she took him home.. BONUS

The Larger rolled, left the pub soon after 1.

Had to get from my mums to my dads this morning... car in bangor.. had to take tractor! :twisted:


How glad was i to find the fire lit when i got there :twisted:


Merry xmas all!!
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Re: ME AND DRINK DONT GO WELL

Post by 4eye » Fri Dec 25, 2009 7:25 pm

Ha......the wife found my key............!!

twas in my back pocket of my jean's! :oops: :oops: :oops:
ITS NOT LEAKING OIL...........SHE'S MARKIN HER TERRITORY!!!!!!!!

my ride.........:4eye:

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