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Idiotic car names

Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2014 11:48 pm
by donkeychomp
There's been quite a few...mainly magazine related, but some dirtier...

Ford Fiesta and Escort

Toyota Emina (palindrome of enima...)

Skoda Fabia, pretty obvious really

Mini Mayfair (what were they thinking?)

Honda Jazz...mag

all I can think of at the moment but I know there's loads more!

Re: Idiotic car names

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 12:03 am
by andyrew
Ford cougar

Ford probe



Youtube "family guy suzuki samurai" :lol:

Re: Idiotic car names

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 12:38 am
by donkeychomp
lol...funny

Re: Idiotic car names

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 2:00 am
by donkeychomp
Hillman Minx

Renault Wind...blowing through someone's face I guess

enough already going to try for the 3rd time to get some sleep

Re: Idiotic car names

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 7:12 am
by Defblade
A couple of foreign language mistakes:

Vauxhall/Opel Nova - "no va" = "no go" in Spanish. Quite accurate, really, not sure why they changed to Corsa :)

Toyota MR2 in France: pronounced M-air-deux... the Toyota Merde.

Re: Idiotic car names

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 1:29 pm
by dan_2k_uk
Pajero is Wanker or Tosser in spanish :D

Re: Idiotic car names

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 4:58 pm
by themac
There was a Honda model called the Honda Fitta some years ago I remember. In Swedish Fitta is a non-family-friendly term for the female sex organ.

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Brought quite a few laughts in the auto-shops back then. "Hello, I have a C**t and it needs service".

Re: Idiotic car names

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 7:42 pm
by BabySuzi
I was waiting for nissan to release their 'N-Trails'

Re: Idiotic car names

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 9:54 pm
by donkeychomp
Ford Pinto...in Spanish (I think) it means penis.

Re: Idiotic car names

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2014 1:20 am
by donkeychomp
Asked some mates...

Dodge Swinger...keys in the basket please

Honda Joy Machine...unreal

Isuzu Big Horn

Mazda Bongo Brawny...wtf?

Nissan Big Thumb...available at your nearest sex shop soon