Suzuki Club UK

I got 4 points, but they are gone now...

I guess I'm just a good boy, I've never had points & I haven’t been pulled up for ages!

I haven't been pulled over since I filed a complaint with IPCC about our local w**ker copper.
He used to pull me over every time he saw me.... now he just follows for a bit then goes off elsewhere.

I sent off photocopies of 62 stop and search forms he had given me, all drugs searches, and he had never found any actual evidence.

you must have looked suspicious

I think it was the black SJ with the red stars on it that did it.... Is neo-communism a crime? lol

twiss wrote: all drugs searches, and he had never found any actual evidence.

thats only because you had smoked it all by then

it's more because the copper is thick as pig s**t

His name's PC Stoner as well... ahhh the hilarity. Maybe that's why he doesn't like me. Cos I used to take the mick all the time

i got pulled over on the m27 heading to portsmouth was due to the fact my car is black and there computer said it was white (dvla had my log book at the time sorting out the colour change) that was ok with me but then i had to empty the whole car in a services car park and they looked under the carpets and all sorts i nearly missed my ferry cos of that

I've had a couple of run-ins because they didn't believe it was my vehicle and that I was insured on it. That and when I ran the fence over....I should really stop talking about that....

The last and only time I got pulled up in My SJ, they saw me driving up a duel carriageway and radioed ahead to pull me in, I pulled into the trap and they wanted to dip my tank, They thought It was diesel! I know Its smoky in a morning sometimes but.....