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Funny bumper stickers / slogans

Post by Jordi » Tue May 21, 2013 4:18 pm

Was talking to the escort driver about various slogans and funny things you see as proper stickers, not written in the muck on a white van. He came out with a corker.



"I'm only speeding cos' i need a poo!"


Maybe it was my infantile sense of humour but i was in stitches.
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Post by Edweird » Tue May 21, 2013 4:20 pm

A lady farmer I know has "You've just been overtaken by a girl." On the back of her Claas sommat-or-other tractor.
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Post by twiss » Tue May 21, 2013 4:42 pm

My mate had - "I like cats, they taste like chicken" :rockin:
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Re: Funny bumper stickers / slogans

Post by mk1joe » Tue May 21, 2013 6:48 pm

ive seen "adventure before dementia"

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Re: Funny bumper stickers / slogans

Post by windsor » Tue May 21, 2013 7:15 pm

If your gunna ride my arse you could at least pull my hair
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Re: Funny bumper stickers / slogans

Post by windsor » Tue May 21, 2013 7:17 pm

Warning i like it dirty going on the back of my sj
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Post by turbo-tom » Tue May 21, 2013 7:35 pm

"going on a mission"
"powered by coal" if its diesel
"too loud? To old!"
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Re: Funny bumper stickers / slogans

Post by Jordi » Tue May 21, 2013 8:06 pm

Not to forget, i think it was Ladamans buzz lightyear theme, "To infinity and beyond!"
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Re: Funny bumper stickers / slogans

Post by ROBBIE » Tue May 21, 2013 8:18 pm

my other sticker is funny
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Re: Funny bumper stickers / slogans

Post by mike harris » Tue May 21, 2013 8:28 pm

Hanging like a wizards sleeve.

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