Words Women use

[Zukipilot]

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . That will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

[liljitjit]

I once said to my dad that i was going to learn 'woman' and then give night classes in the new language. My dad in his wisdom said id be wasting my time when i asked why ? He replied that no man would get permission to go!!!!!!!! Zuki pilot Im hearing you on this one .



Rich

[Zukipilot]

There are a few things to remeber about women.

Marriage is a matter of give and take. I give she takes.

I am the boss of the house, and have my wife's permission to say so.











And finally, for all those women reading this, yes, I am a happily married man and love my wife dearly. I wouldn't swap her for anything, not even two younger models (they take too long to re-train)

[liljitjit]

idswap mine for a nice lj80 !!!!