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I was......

Post by ScottieJ » Wed Jul 20, 2011 4:23 pm

Driving along a road the other day and in the distance I saw a huge cloud of smoke covering the road, It was one hell of a thick cloud that you could not see through, and almost looked like a house was on fire apart from the fact it was a blueish grey colour. the cloud was travelling towards me quite slowly.








what was the cloud following?

























I wonder..........






















A P38 range rover :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha:
It was pulling into a lay-by just as I passed it. still kicking huge amounts of smoke out of the exhaust!
:rockin: one less land rover on UK roads :doublethumbs: :doublethumbs:
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Re: I was......

Post by twiss » Wed Jul 20, 2011 4:52 pm

It was probably trying to imitate our LR smiley :lol:

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Re: I was......

Post by turbo-tom » Wed Jul 20, 2011 8:41 pm

i wont say what me dad drives then :lol:

they bloody go like stink :brows: , drink the petrol like an alcoholic :hahaha: , but i love my sj to much to even think about buying one :cowboy::


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sorry for the swearing :P :P
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Re: I was......

Post by Edweird » Thu Jul 21, 2011 12:09 am

We had a similar thing once. We were booting it northbound on the Caistor high-road in Mum's 300TDi, approaching Caistor itself and we found ourselves driving into a fog that was almost literally in our lane only. Looking across at a a bend, we could see a white van at the head of this cloud. Turned out to be a third gen Renault Trafic. When we got closer, he pulled over, and we did too, in front of him. He stopped his engine and I walked over after the cloud dissipated. He was headed to Matt Pearce's in Caistor, which is were we go if needed for the L**d R***rs, so we gave him a tow.

In the end it needed three piston rings and a new head. They grafted a Land rover engine into it instead, one of the gutless but indestructible 200TDi engines from the 'Classic' R***e R***rs and pre-facelift D*******ys.

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Re: I was......

Post by ROBBIE » Sat Jul 23, 2011 9:58 am

hugh42 wrote:one of tomsdads rr wheels is worth more than my hole truck :cowboy::
no mate you truck is worth a thousand range rov :yuk: (no sorry cant say it) of that thing
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Re: I was......

Post by turbo-tom » Mon Jul 25, 2011 9:42 pm

tell me about it when we took the sj to slindon we pulled it with his chav bling mobile aka his RANgE rOVER and he nearly cried because he was getting the wheels dirty going through the flooded bits and scratching it on the branches at the entrance to slindon :lol: :lol:

bloody wimp :roll: :lol:
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