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Re: Arse

Post by Newtomud » Thu Jun 30, 2011 6:29 pm

:redtin:
My bother had 9 points on his licence and got caught speeding again :argh: the summons came through his letter box, he called me panicking because he drives for a living and didn't want to loose his job, I popped round for a cuppa and had a look at the document and his licence, I asked him if it came from royal mail or had he signed for it... Royal mail, no signiture. So I tore it up threw it in the bin and told him not to worry about it... This happened again about two months later, I asked if he had signed for it, again it was a no and again I tore it up, binned it, This happened again about two months later then in another two months or so another was delivered, he called me as before, I went to his house, checked his licence and the summons... "You can answer this one" I said...
We had put the court appearance off long enough for three of his original points to drop off... He got a fixed penalty and the normal fine, but NO ban.
Hope this helps all you speeding lunatics out there :doublethumbs:

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Re: Arse

Post by Newtomud » Thu Jun 30, 2011 6:56 pm

Catch this :tosser: coppers :thefinger: ... No.. Not the piece of sh!t, 0-60 in three days harley... The 12r.
Even if they do catch it.. I threw my licence away when I bought the bike.
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Re: Arse

Post by 4eye » Thu Jun 30, 2011 11:29 pm

past test at 18....lost at 20 due to being a little tipsy(not big i now :lol: ).....got it back a year later and from then its been sqeeky clean(apart from the dr10 on it till i was 25)!....30 this year. :guns:
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Re: Arse

Post by ScottieJ » Fri Jul 01, 2011 12:03 pm

oh it's a waiting game now :lol: I worked out last night that my speedo reads about 3-4mph faster than I'm actually doing at 80mph so fingers crossed I was only doing 75 ish :S

I've never actually been pulled before, even in the suzuki which I'm quite surprised about :lol:

I'm quite annoyed really as I've kept a clean license for this long and then I messed it up just because I was late for work :argh:
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Re: Arse

Post by twiss » Fri Jul 01, 2011 12:06 pm

Good excuse to be late for work next time eh? ;)
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Re: Arse

Post by ScottieJ » Fri Jul 08, 2011 12:15 am

Got my ticket today :lol: Turns out I wasn't quite going as fast as I thought 71mph in a 50 so 3 points and a £60 fine for me :mrgreen:
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Re: Arse

Post by parrotveasey81 » Fri Jul 08, 2011 5:08 am

ScottieJ wrote:Got my ticket today :lol: Turns out I wasn't quite going as fast as I thought 71mph in a 50 so 3 points and a £60 fine for me :mrgreen:
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Re: Arse

Post by twiss » Fri Jul 08, 2011 9:09 am

i think parrot has summed it up nicely
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Re: Arse

Post by dominic » Sat Jul 09, 2011 5:23 pm

At least you can prove it can do 70 +
I wont say what i got mine too....


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