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Re: Arse

Post by twiss » Wed Jun 29, 2011 11:11 pm

I got 4 points, but they are gone now... :)
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Re: Arse

Post by Tramp » Thu Jun 30, 2011 12:49 pm

I guess I'm just a good boy, I've never had points & I haven’t been pulled up for ages!
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Post by twiss » Thu Jun 30, 2011 1:08 pm

I haven't been pulled over since I filed a complaint with IPCC about our local w**ker copper.
He used to pull me over every time he saw me.... now he just follows for a bit then goes off elsewhere.

I sent off photocopies of 62 stop and search forms he had given me, all drugs searches, and he had never found any actual evidence.
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Post by Tramp » Thu Jun 30, 2011 1:31 pm

you must have looked suspicious :poke:
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Post by twiss » Thu Jun 30, 2011 2:33 pm

I think it was the black SJ with the red stars on it that did it.... Is neo-communism a crime? lol
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Re: Arse

Post by parrotveasey81 » Thu Jun 30, 2011 3:14 pm

twiss wrote: all drugs searches, and he had never found any actual evidence.



thats only because you had smoked it all by then :thefinger:
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Re: Arse

Post by twiss » Thu Jun 30, 2011 3:54 pm

:smokin:

it's more because the copper is thick as pig s**t

His name's PC Stoner as well... ahhh the hilarity. Maybe that's why he doesn't like me. Cos I used to take the mick all the time :lol:
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Re: Arse

Post by mayhemmiller » Thu Jun 30, 2011 5:32 pm

i got pulled over on the m27 heading to portsmouth was due to the fact my car is black and there computer said it was white (dvla had my log book at the time sorting out the colour change) that was ok with me but then i had to empty the whole car in a services car park and they looked under the carpets and all sorts i nearly missed my ferry cos of that
awaiting the next adventure
it's when it stop's leaking oil you need to worry as it's all gone

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Re: Arse

Post by Edweird » Thu Jun 30, 2011 5:35 pm

I've had a couple of run-ins because they didn't believe it was my vehicle and that I was insured on it. That and when I ran the fence over....I should really stop talking about that.... :lol:
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Re: Arse

Post by Tramp » Thu Jun 30, 2011 5:59 pm

The last and only time I got pulled up in My SJ, they saw me driving up a duel carriageway and radioed ahead to pull me in, I pulled into the trap and they wanted to dip my tank, They thought It was diesel! I know Its smoky in a morning sometimes but.....
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